This is the only Post with Death, Stamps, and crudly Drawn Explosions.

Forever stamps

The store I work for sells postage stamps that they say will last forever, no matter what.  That means after humanity is extinct,

 after the sun explodes,turning the solar system into a tragic "Asteroids" game,

  Even after a wondering black hole devours our dead solar system,

Your stamp will go on, with no fear for the laws of physics.  It will murder neutron stars and black holes , bringing justice to the universe.

This should be a black hole getting its shit sliced in half, but it's kind of difficult to depict.

And one day, when all of existence is scattered across space-time’s infinite plain, and only the forever stamps remain, they will meet once more to fulfil their prophesy.  They unit to form an infinitesimal spec in the empty frame, expelling their material once more throughout the cosmos.

                                                   A cycle that repeats again and again

Forever 

Buy these stamps.  They're so goddamn important, my store doesn't realize it.